ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle?
they’re moles
they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.
so basically the thug life actually chose me.
everyone can go home now.
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i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once
needless to say i was shocked
get out
this is my post you get out
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my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101
as in
a class that teaches you how to climb trees
let’s talk about the american education system
Friends with mean and overprotective parents
when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
Being the friend with overprotective parents
Bitch please. Being the friend with the overprotective parent is more like this-
tHIS DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE IVE LITERALLY SAT HERE THINKING ABOUT ALL THE WAYS IT COULD HAVE BEEN USED BUT I CANT FIND A SINGLE ONE
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A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
(Source: scienceing, via nightcawk)
when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too
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The Scooby Doo cartoons have kept the same style for almost all of its runs
Then you have “Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!” and it’s like
Who the fuck are these assholes
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