Have A Nice Day

whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle? 
they’re moles
they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.
so basically the thug life actually chose me.
everyone can go home now.

whatakechdonnie:

ok so u see those three dots in the shape of a triangle? 

they’re moles

they’re also a common tattoo that people get when they’re in a gang or a mafia, in France it means “Death to cows (cops),” in Germany each dot is equivalent to how many years they spent in prison, homeless people and sailors use it as a sign of protection, it’s also a Freemason symbol, and it has something to do with keeping an oath to society in Turkey.

so basically the thug life actually chose me.

everyone can go home now.

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sardonicheight:

[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]

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nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

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best-of-funny:

the-vashta-nerada:

my older sister is getting a law degree but she needs to have extra classes that aren’t related to law to complete it so she’s taking tree climbing 101

as in 

a class that teaches you how to climb trees

let’s talk about the american education system

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japert:

allons-y-superwholock83:

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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Bitch please. Being the friend with the overprotective parent is more like this-

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tHIS DOESNT EVEN MAKE SENSE IVE LITERALLY SAT HERE THINKING ABOUT ALL THE WAYS IT COULD HAVE BEEN USED BUT I CANT FIND A SINGLE ONE

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy just as much as a man can.

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if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

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kardashicam:

A quick lesson in disappointment

kardashicam:

A quick lesson in disappointment

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unluckyships:

when a friend asks you for a piece of paper and 12 other kids ask you too

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epic-lee:

THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE

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vgkait:

The Scooby Doo cartoons have kept the same style for almost all of its runs

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Then you have “Shaggy & Scooby-Doo Get a Clue!” and it’s like

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Who the fuck are these assholes

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